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| Grinch Steals Moe Christmas December 20, 2011 by Moe Terboat So anyway – who’s that guys that runs our team? Mick? Mork? Oh ya, Mike. Thanks Mike. Thanks a lot. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… “Hey Kev, Wanna do a write-up.?” “Sure.” “Great, cause we’re gonna lose an ugly one and I sure as fuck don’t want to do it.” Ya it’s hitting you now isn’t it. That’s the déjà vu. So yep, with Christmas coming, #14 scored his 659th goal against us in a tough battle with little excitement for the Moes. A 2-0 loss meant every streak alive was put to rest, and we, the Moes can join “the Pack” as having been “that close” to the undefeated season. And yes, it was a great run while it lasted. But it won’t be remembered. Maybe not forgotten, but not remembered either. What a way to start the holidays. But, no one’s walking out on a good old fashioned Moe Christmas….No, No. We’re going to press on, and have the hap-hap-happiest |
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| FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the fifth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the sixth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the seventh first day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the eighth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... EIGHT Racist Wops, SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the ninth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... NINE Guinness Records, EIGHT Racist Wops, SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the tenth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... TEN Moe Shun Porn Vids, NINE Guinness Records, EIGHT Racist Wops, SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the eleventh day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... ELEVEN Game Win Streak, TEN Moe Shun Porn Vids, NINE Guinness Records, EIGHT Racist Wops, SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the first day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... TWELVE Dick Punches, ELEVEN Game Win Streak, TEN Moe Shun Porn Vids, NINE Guinness Records, EIGHT Racist Wops, SEVEN Shitty write-ups, SIX Moe-Ped Sound Bytes, FIVE-Minnnnnnnute Baileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. FOUR late game times, THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. Score: Firehawks 2 - Moes 0 Quote of the Week: “Can I get you anything? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?” - Clark Griswold trying to help Moe Puck deal with his follow up goaltending performance to Moe-KaKaww’s stellar outing a week earlier. Milestone: Moe Ron now stands 6th in career games played as a Moe with 339. |
| Christmas since Sid Crosby got knocked out by David fucking Steckel. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney Saturday night, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of pornhub. So in an effort to do our best NOT to forget Moe-Shun’s GM reign, here’s a Christmas re-cap of the sexiest Moe winning streak ever. On the first day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... A MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the second day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the third day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... THREE second come-back, TWO Dream Weavers and a MOE-Tato thrashing 6-three. On the fourth day of ChristMoe, my true love gave to me... |