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| Moe Bailey discovers the internet September 28, 2010 by Moe Admin The winter hockey season is finally upon us and The Moes started it off on the right foot by defeating their opponents, the Hunter Glen Hawks, by a score of 5-1 in the season debut. Gone for the winter season are our top two scorers, Moe Kalpakis and Moe Signeur, as well as steady blueliner Moe Marquis. However, the Moes dipped back into the free agent market and picked up Moe Money's buddy Tom K (aka Moe Kirks), Producer Kyle's buddy Kevin G (aka Moe Terboat) and looked to the Player Finder Tool on the league's website to fill the last spot with Bill G who was tagged as 'Funeral Bill' by Moe Gemmell after he came to the game dressed a little nicer than everyone else and told us it was because he came here straight from a funeral. |
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So, I ask Quagmi... I mean, Moe Bailey, the obvious question and get the obvious answer as he tells me he's "already tugged one out". Coincidentally, the next day, on the afternoon of our winter season debut, he calls to say that he won't be making the game because he's "too tired". I guess we might see him at the next game. That is, if his internet goes down. Score: Moes 5 - Hunter Glen Hawks 1 Quote of the Week: "Sorry boys... I'm not used to bringing 'small jugs' to the table." - Double-D Thirsty Penguin Waitress, Anna, when the Moes contemplated ordering another small pitcher of beer |
| All three noobs played a good game with Moe Terboat having a strong game on defense, and Moe Kirks and Funeral Bill each scoring their first goals as Moes. The Thirsty Penguin staff better hide the cutlery and the salt and pepper shakers because also back this season is our resident potato farmer Jared (aka Moe Tato) who scored our second goal in this game and let everyone know how it was the "game winning goal". His girlfriend didn't come to watch the game so there would be no missing eating utensils or beer cups on this night. Noticably absent this night was Moe Bailey who has been harassing me with phone calls since last week, telling me how he's looking forward to playing some hockey again. Then, on Monday, he calls to make arrangements for his weekly ride to the game and drops a bombshell! Apparently he's stopped living in the stone age and now has a computer. And internet! Moe Bailey? With a computer and internet? What's next? A cell phone? |
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| Moe Bailey (aka Quagmire) now has a computer... and internet! |